But my stanchions are cool and GREEN! The lifelines are all horrible, though. They might have still been okay if the previous owner hadn't got these coated ones. The coating just holds moisture and makes them prematurely rust! Stainless stops being stainless in an anaerobic environment, like inside of a coating like this!
I love when boomers put various pieces of old garden hose around them, and braggin bout how much money they saved...NIGGER, IT LOOKS GHETTO AS FUCK!
Oh man, that's just one of MANY ridiculous things those kind of people do to their poor boats.
My biggest pet peeve: wearing a white Captain's hat with gold anchor, but unironically https://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/WXsAAOxyUrZSoHfn/s-l300.jpg
--replacing a perfectly functional tiller with a complicated wheel-and-pulley system, if the boat is under 40 feet long...
NIGGER, do you really wanna be spinnin the wheel back and forth a thousand times just to back out of the slip? NIGGER, PLEASE!!!
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