Um...no, they don't.
---One chick, about 45, fat, fugly, says she is waiting for 'her Dwayne Johnson'. Yes, 'The Rock'. That's in her PROFILE HEADER.
Most of the others have a long list of requirements, but offer little to nothing themselves. Online dating and it's consequences have been a disaster for the human race.
--I met lots of chicks, hot and not, on the Craigslist personals section. I even married one. But Craig, that faggot, just had to shut it down, over FEARS he MIGHT get sued bcuz underage whatever. Those really were the good ole days.
The good ol' days were Backpage.com before the feminists shut it down. I was traveling around the country working in the oil industry making bank and backpage.com was my go-to for weekend entertainment.
Yeah, but I don't wanna give a chick money, for any reason
Hey, dem bitches were earnin' dey keep, not gonna lie. Backpage actually had good looking whores on it.
I bought a decent boat via that site a long time ago.
POF, or Craigs?
PlentyOfBoats
twas craigslist back in the day when it was new and anything could happen. So I scrutinised the picture of the boat and was pretty sure I knew basically where it was, so I went to the marina I thought it was, snuck in, wandered around and found it. I went over it pretty thoroughly and found it was totally worth what he was asking in my opinion, and I would call him. I figured I could get there early and just watch to see if he looked super shady or something.
Well, he was actually totally cool and I gave him money and he gave me title to boat, and tossed in a pretty damned nice Avon dinghy with no title at no extra charge. He was a helmsman on a Catalina Express boat. Maybe he still is.
Good times. Jeez, speaking of, I should get off my ass and go do some more sanding and varnishing with what daylight there is left!
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