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Then this is something you'll totally not like.

I like most beers, unless they're shitty. I had my brown ale phase, I had my pilsner phase [that never really ends], I had my IPA phase [still going], and a good Belgian is rare and appreciated! I think that by the time most Belgian ales reach this plave, they're all old and shaken up and a pale lifeless ghost of what they were the day they came out of the brewery. But that's just because I want to give benefit of the doubt. On the other hand, I expect Heineken is terrible all the time regrdless of when and where including fresh from the brewery, but the dutch should stick to what they're brilliant at and leave beer the fuck alone.

Stella Artois sucks, though. And Belgians are gay. Chimay is fucking good, though, it is true.

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Flemish belgians are based. They are the trailer park of Europe. They fuck a lot. Make good beer. Drink it before they can sell it because they hate everyone and everyone hates them so they say fuck letting anyone else drink it. And then they are too drunk to do anything else.

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That's the fate of all the best stuff!

And they sound cool. I should be less of a faggot and sail there someday. But I'll have to lean Belch, or whatever the fuck their language is. I'm pretty sure it's Belch.

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It's probably belch. From all the beer.