Long pig smiley meat.
This makes me smile. But I'm sad.
Sad smiles are the most poetical and stuff.
I want to turn you into a meat roll.
Oh you and your sweet nothings!
That is easily and by far the most romantic thing you have ever faggily fagged at me, and I must admit it has effected my deep and undying feelings in some way.
I wonder if they dye and mold the different colors of meat separately then assemble and package them together to create the face, or if they have some kind of machine that dyes it while it’s a solid cylinder of meat mush. If it was the first way then it would be pretty easy to pop the eyes and mouth parts out and wear them on your face like a horrifying bologna clown mask
Probably done with co-extrusion dies. would be tricky to get it all set up right with the right flow rates and stuff, but once set up you could run it pretty quick that way.
Something like this, though a little more complicated: https://www.clextral.com/technologies-and-lines/technologies-et-procedes/co-extrusion/
I gotta get one and do science to it [in much the way you have described, obviously]!!
But that's meat. It's balogna
Baloney isnt meat, its garbage. But id eat the fuck out of that anyway, regardless of how disgusting it is, because its awesome.
I bet it turns into a horrorshow if you fry it
Hello brother.
Doug?
YOU ARE FULL OF BALONEY!
Yes. Meat baloney. In the shape of a clown face.
You ate my clownface! YOU MONSTER!
Balogna is a bit unfairly maligned. It's good when you fry it up first. Practically everything is improved with a little pan-frying, though.
Except for nougat. And beer. So, I guess a bunch of things but not necessarily "practically everything"... But still.
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