![I lost my virginity to a Meghan Markle pop vinyl, does that count? [640x815 - 106KB]](https://pic8.co/sh/WaSAZm.jpg){kind=link}
What... What... This has to be fake. Please be fake. Damn consoomer.
Slip a glass rod up your cack hole and bent it please.
What... What... This has to be fake. Please be fake. Damn consoomer.
Slip a glass rod up your cack hole and bent it please.
I lost my virginity to a Sharpie, does that count?
I lost my virginity to a Sharpie, does that count?
Only if you drew a face on it. Or gave it a name.
Only if you drew a face on it. Or gave it a name.
I named my Sharpie 'Anus_Expander'. I use it as my Poal username, in tribute to my only real friend. Is that weird?
I named my Sharpie 'Anus_Expander'. I use it as my Poal username, in tribute to my only real friend. Is that weird?
i think its beautiful.
i think its beautiful.
I lost my virginity in a '96 Chevy s-10. Awkward as fuck, but I'll never forget it. Can't imagine what kind of pussy imprints a doll to a memory like that.
I lost my virginity in a '96 Chevy s-10. Awkward as fuck, but I'll never forget it. Can't imagine what kind of pussy imprints a doll to a memory like that.
What does "Pop" mean?
What does "Pop" mean?
It's a shitty recycled plastic vinyl toy in the shape of a superhero.
DDG that garbage and prepare to weep for humanity.
It's a shitty recycled plastic vinyl toy in the shape of a superhero.
DDG that garbage and prepare to weep for humanity.
Its the sound of you losing your virginity, friend! When Meghan Markle suddenly breaks the seal and slides into your pooper, she goes "pop!"
Ahhhh memories
Its the sound of you losing your virginity, friend! When Meghan Markle suddenly breaks the seal and slides into your pooper, she goes "pop!"
Ahhhh memories
Never lost that kind of virginity
Never lost that kind of virginity
Downvoted for racism
Downvoted for racism
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