So since we can make up our birth sex and biological gender now legally, can I identify as a 70 year old male even though I'm half that age and get my pension now?

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Knowing Demented Dopey Sloppy Joe I'm sure that is coming soon too.. I might even identify as a woman so I can dominate women's hockey for a few years.

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Might be easier to identify as handicapped or disabled in some way, claim disability for now. Early retirement!

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this is actually a good idea. All I'd have to do is buy a wheelchair and create my new handicapped identity. I'm thinking something dramatic too for extra sympathy with the libtards. I could make the back story that I got hit by a car after pushing an elderly Biden supporter out of the way to save his life.

Disability cheques here I come!! Thanks Sloppy Joe. I love your world of make believe!

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Makes sense. For this is clown world and everything is shit.

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this is a tough one. If you're fucking the biological female in the ass and midway through she identifies as a man then you'd technically have to identify as a homosexual or, you could identify immediately as a female who was born a hermaphrodite and say you kept the penis so it was technically straight intercourse between a male and female but you as the female were doing the penetration?

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I am a pretty good impersonator, can I just identify as a 50 something year old, female and dindu hindu, get a spray tan, buy some pantsuits and identify as Kamaltoe thus becoming the VP? I won't like the whole sucking Sloppy Joe's cock thing but I know I'd be more competent than her at leading.

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I'm going to be a female athlete. I always wanted an olympic medal!

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I'm thinking of joining the women's ice hockey team. I always have wanted an Olympic medal too but am not good enough to compete with the biological male athletes.

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I identify as a Powerball Winner now the commission owes me hundreds of millions.

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I'm curious how many pedos are going to start identifying as under 18 to avoid sentencing.

What they need is to be loli-popped on the front lawn of each states court houses though.

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