I died in 2000 when spewyurk city was flooded to 110ft when the icaps melted. That's exactly what missus peddicord said would happen in soyence class.

We only have 20 years left to live.

Again?!

Oh man, we got lucky 20 years ago by recycling everything! I guess we better start taxing whatever this carbon stuff is and eating bugs to save the world again!

Again?

Ohs nos! Actually I believe it's 21 years though - and it won't be because of some phake and ghey (((climate fear-porn))) scheme.

Rather mid October 2046 is the date range predicted by Doug Vogt (rip) for the next solar micronova, attendant dust shell cataclysm and resultant ice age. Yeah it sounds a touch far-fetched too, but I'll trust that science a whole lot more than the farcical pablum the leftist shills have been foisting upon us for the past 30 years...