Shocking!
deep concerns among politicians about a lack of global warming over the past few years.
You'd think they'd be happy that global warming hasn't happened!
The news, weather channel, news and weather websites, all the headlines, etc lead me to believe we are all boiling. It feels like they report “heat index” and “feels like” more often than the actual temperature.
They also like to find obscure stats to use as headlines. I see stuff like, “hottest 5-day stretch ever recorded during a non leap-year that a groundhoud in Maine didn’t get recorded seeing its shadow after raining less than .54” in Plainfield, IL.”
Oh God no! Dim the sun! Now! Before Greta dies!
Greta's so dim, if we shot her into the sun it might darken the skies for a thousand years.
On the other hand, she's so damn dense it might cause a supernova and kill us all from the injection of mass (stupidity)
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