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Tchaikovsky's 1812 Overture is supposed to be played with actual cannons. Ghetto nigger jungle beats and jew pop don't even come close to that.

[–] [deleted] • 2 pts

Musicians of today are cowards by Tchaikovsky's standard.

You think a string slicing your hand during a concert is bad?

Try a cannon misfire.

Tchaikovsky's 1812 Overture w/Cannons (vid8)

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DYK that the metronome was invented during the life of Ludwig van Beethoven? Prior to the metronome music would be performed at the tempo the conductor preferred. When Beethoven got his hands on one and remarked all his works with the time he intended it to be performed at. People were playing his 5th Symphony far too slowly, but the public rejected it when it was performed at the intended tempo.

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What is this modern thing she's playing. <looks it up> Oh, it's a newfangled instrument called a "pianoforte". These musicians, what will they think of next?

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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=xM_29nKavi4&pp=ygUhbnlhbmdvIHN0YXIgd2l0aCBjbGFzc2ljYWwgcGlhbm8g

Show them this instead!

I'll put the dude in the pink cat costume head to head with any drummer you can think of. The pianist rips too but I'm not familiar with his work.

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I would like to know what treatment she used to get rid of the scars on her back from getting whipped by her chink teacher when she made mistakes as a 2 year old when she started learning to play.

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Chinks who can play music instruments usually come from wealthy families.

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So money for good plastic surgeons to get rid of the scars, probably taking trips to South Korea to do so (and getting the extra fold in their eyelids to make them look more white). Got it.