Definitely Methodist. In fact, there’s a schism within the church that is currently in court. One group of Methodists, who call themselves conservative Methodists, drew the line in the sand at tranny and homosexual acceptance, and women priests. The other group said that’s not what God would want, because you don’t have dudes in assless chaps and leather biker hats thrusting their junk in children’s faces, using the steps to the altar to achieve the proper thrust to face height.
Well if their "god" is Moloch, then that's definitely what it wouldn't want.
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