Didn't you ever hear of middle men? Facilitators? Go-betweens? Contact people? Sometimes you can't get a direct meeting with the Godfather -- you have to speak to one of his soldiers first.
If your Omnipotent, Oniscient, Omnipresent, deity needs a calling service, he's probably a Jew.
We don't bother our White-Gods with petty bullshit 5 times a day. They gave our people everything we need to figure shit out ourselves so they can spend their time preparing for Rangarok.
Meanwhile, you are bothering your (((Foreign-Jew-God))) with nonsense.
"Oh Jesus, my wife won't have sex with me because I'm a fat slob!"
If you remembered your White Gods, you'd know the answer without having to bother them. But the (((Foreign-Jew-God))) has made you so dependent on (((him))), you can't even think for yourself. And to make it worse, now you are on hold waiting for one of his minions to listen to you complain!
Heil Odin!
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