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Over the past year I've been trying to be cognizant of trying to keep in check my use of these phrases. I think "holy crap" was recently brought up about how filthy and (((degen))) it is. When I saw that I was happy to see that I wasn't the only one seeing and trying to change things.

For me "god damn it" has been a bit of a hard one. I'll say or think it and find myself correcting it but more so I'm catching myself before. If anything, when facing a hurdle, taking a breath and moment of thought and asking for "god bless it" makes much more sense.

The prevalence of all three sayings is extremely common in movies/media. For me, it's been one of those things that once I was aware of then it's heard everywhere.

Over the past year I've been trying to be cognizant of trying to keep in check my use of these phrases. I think "holy crap" was recently brought up about how filthy and (((degen))) it is. When I saw that I was happy to see that I wasn't the only one seeing and trying to change things. For me "god damn it" has been a bit of a hard one. I'll say or think it and find myself correcting it but more so I'm catching myself before. If anything, when facing a hurdle, taking a breath and moment of thought and asking for "god bless it" makes much more sense. The prevalence of all three sayings is extremely common in movies/media. For me, it's been one of those things that once I was aware of then it's heard everywhere.

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When in doubt, just say fuck; it's really versatile. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cxpV8D8K9JI

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I remember that from back in the day.

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Yes sir, it's a very flamous fash audio.

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What about the less common Jesus titty fucking christ?

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Nah. How about "mohammed sheep fucking allah" instead?

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You might be on to something here. I like this new cuss. Aller-fucking-jew, do I like it. ...it just rolls off the tongue.

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>mohammed sheep fucking pedophile allah

Is what I use

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It's isn't "not funny" because it's offensive to Christians, it's just not funny, in a chapped-lipped bad breath autist kind of way.

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I never could figure out where Jesus was jumpin' to.

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When in alabama I rented from a guy who was christian, I was very aware everytime I cussed around him.

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Just one of the reasons I watch my language in general. Main reason is because you never know when little ears are about.

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God damn it.

That's the easiest to change.

God, damn it.

One comma and you've requested God to damn, as in condemn, something.

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That's one of the big issues. Never should one ask or command God to condemn something or someone.

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I'm fairly certain God is inundated with requests to do something about the faggots and kikes.

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If you believe, God transcends time and space. God doesn't run a call center.

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Here are some alternates that I like to use:

Son of a feminist

Mother spear chucker

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About a month back I started jokingly saying "oy vey" when with friends and around house.

Then I started impulsively using it when something happened.

I still have to keep myself in check, blurted it out in the gym this morning.

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Oy Vey!

I can't start doing that because just as you say. It may slip when it shouldn't.

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I've fully transitioned to "Holy Heck Balls"... drives the wife nuts worse than the others for some reason.

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I'm a fan of "flagg-nabbit" "cheese and rice" and "holy moly"

If I'm in the mood for vulgarity though, two of my favorite phrases are "Don't look at me like I just shit on a kid in a wheelchair" and "I hope you're still in the closet when your fucking house burns down"

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You should watch "Demolition Man" for some inspiration.

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I cuss like a proper redneck but I cut out those phrases decades ago. Everytime I'd say it I'd feel convicted. Every once in a blue moon I may say the gd word but very rarely.

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I know what you mean by "feeling convicted". Under a vehicle in a gravel driveway trying to weld an exhaust this week and had issue after issue and words were spewed that made me even blush...

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Likewise. Go back to the past. Gosh Dag nabit Golley gee Darn

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