I'm pretty sure she's going to hold that against me for the rest of my life.
Reason 45,812 I'm glad I don't have kids.
:-D
They're alright. They're kinda awesome, actually. Amazingly, mine grew into healthy and productive adults. I'm not even sure how that happened.
I've got nieces and nephews. If I'm feeling paternal I can always do something with them.
LOL I just recently got married and there has been some talk of having another one, though we're currently content without doing so. As I'm getting old, I've sorta made plans to get my sperm frozen. By planning, I mean I've found a place to do so but haven't made an appointment to go down and jerk off into a cup.
I'm pretty old and I kinda like having a grandchild, 'cause I can give them back when I'm done spoiling them.
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