Good thing he removed his safety helmet and gloves!
How long did it take the body to become ash?
Asking the important questions
We can find the humor in this, but I’d like to take a moment to remind you faggots that there’s always a better way to deal with your problems than taking your own life.
Whether it’s $9,000 or $9,000,000, no amount of material wealth is worth destroying something that money will never be able to fix: your life.
Honestly, I wonder if that was a quick death.
Cremation temperatures are around 1400 F, Irons melting point is around 1600.
So 1600-1800 degree liquid. The gas expansion from the phase change of his bodily liquids probably "popped" him in seconds.
Think the leidenfrost effect would slow that down?
There's no such thing as "quick" death.
The transition from life to death is immeasurable in time. The time that we perceive is only possible because our body works in conjunction with the physical realm. When you cross over into the spiritual realm, the time becomes meaningless.
A better question would be where he might have ended up at. My guess? Not a good one.
His soul is sleeping until the day of Judgment. On that day the earth and the sea will give up their dead and Christ will sort them. The sheep will be by his right hand and the goats by his left. The goats will be cast into the furnace.
Ahh, fried rice, my favorite
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