Parasites have been known to affect the behavior of the host and drive them into high-risk activities, like having lots and lots of gay sex. This allows the parasite to spread.

Perhaps a prescription of Ivermectin "de-wormer" will stop the monkeypox pandemic?

Are you a gay man?

Specifically, are you a gay man who likes sex with lots of other gay men? Maybe in a bathhouse? Maybe names optional? Maybe with a meth bump on the side?

No? Are you sure?

It’s cool if you are, no judgments. They’re called glory holes for a reason, people!

Still no?

Okay. Don’t worry about the monkeypox thing then.

I have to admit, that gave me a good chuckle.

Moneypox exclusively for homos.