I wouldn't want to be anything that badly. Hell even if I wanted suicide victim as a job it wouldn't be a chance of having a horribly painful and possibly lingering death. I'd demand to die at home since the hospital then would not make an extra 40k helping pfizer murder you.

I just realized it's not ET she reminds me off but that aquatic goofy fuck in starwars with the fucked up eyes and the screwed up thinking it's a match of pure gold.

That's a bastard child, gotta make missing daddy proud of me like Obama tried to do by fucking up my country, bastard boys just want to watch it burn but also want to light the thing up personally.