But, but, how is that possible?! Telegram uses State Of The Art encryption!

I can predict the future. There will be a new platform that is super duper encrypted and the creator is a privacy and free speech absolutionist. And it goes a little something like this.... New platform: We believe privacy and free speech is a hill to die on. Globohomo: We'll give you 30 million to hand over all your customers and data. New platform: Fuck your hill nigger! I just bought a spaceship filled with cocaine and bitches. Ain't no hills in space Nigger!

Anyone who still uses or ever used (((telegram))) is dumb beyond belief.