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Cats are great. You have to have a brain to figure them out. Otherwise you hate them for some God damned reason that you can't explain without sounding like a dumbass.

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This perfectly explains people who hate cats. When you ask them why, they go on and describe some evil creature from their imagination that has no connection to how cats are at all.

I had a cat and raised him from a kitten. He was super sweet and loving, until his balls dropped. Then I could never pet him again and he was a total asshole to everyone.

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I think the above comment perfectly explains cat people. To them, understanding a simple animal like a cat is an intellectual achievement.

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What are you still doing here Ukrainian Anticlutch? It's been 16 hours. The show is over.

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My cats a Rat, mouse killing machine. He's also a good buddy who never complains.

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Always thought the story of how cats became domesticated was fascinating. Early man noticed that when these cats showed up and started hanging around, disease would become less common. They attributed this to superstition- cats chasing away evil spirits or some such.

The reality is that the cats were killing disease carrying vermin. So, a mutually beneficial relationship formed- cats would deal with our pest problems, literally saving lives and prolonging lives, and we'd provide them with some attention and pets and such.

I hate this notion that you can't like dogs and cats, like you're either a "cat person" or a "dog person". Why can't I love both? I do. If you asked me to pick, I'd say I like them both equally, for different reasons mostly.

Of course, like any animal, a stray population left unchecked can become a problem, which is always unfortunate when it's something like cats or dogs. Someone above brags about how he used to get to blast cats all night at some job he had.

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I have 1 cat (rescue) and 2 dogs. They're all valued members of my family. Cat haters in my experience have never had one and their hate has been handed down. If they've only had dogs cats can seem unlovable and too independent but it's not the case. Once they bond with you they can be very loyal, they're also very adaptable.

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My cat behaves a lot more like a dog than most cats. Responds to his name, plays fetch, sort of "barks". Great companion, less maintenance than a dog, which is important for really busy folks.

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Lol this is probably true and I never even knew it

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And cats love me.

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Cats kill more animals than humans, so no. Sorry, Marky.

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"Only niggers, kikes and probably albanians don't like cats."

~ William Tell, circa 1991

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Only faggots have opinions based on what other people think of them.

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"At some time in 2023 some guy will say >Only faggots have opinions based on what other people think of them<, and I can say with complete certainty that the guy who says that will be a gigafaggot and probably albanian."

~ Nostradamus, July 1565

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No. When other people love cats I think they probably have a cat-transmitted parasite.

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(((toxiplasmosis gondii))) is real and it plagues humans.

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Ok Slavic @Anticlutch.

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Cats are the worst.

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The kangz worshipped cats for a reason.

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I'm allergic and anyway they lick themselves in a disgusting manner. I don't hate them. I have daughters that love them enough so I don't have to.

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