We're going to need sooooo much rope. These demons just keep coming out of the woodwork.
It can be made from a variety of things, my favorite is tulip poplar bark since it grows fast and is very abundant here.
It can be made from a variety of things, my favorite is tulip poplar bark since it grows fast and is very abundant here.
Better get started gathering bark and spinning rope yarns. It's getting close to needing all that rope.
A rope and a tree is too dignified for this one. I'm thinking a trash bag zip tied over his head just before rolling him off the tailgate at the landfill.
I have many zip ties and trash bags, fortunately. On another note, coq au vin is one of my favorite dishes to make. Looking forward to making it with my own coqs, because fuck those roosters. Peck me, will you?! I’ll have the last laugh mother fucker. Soon, fucker, soon…..
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