There were these two drunks standing on the street corner arguing.
"I'm Jesus Christ!"
"No, you're wrong, I'm Jesus Christ!"
A third drunk stumbles up, and says "You're both wrong, I'm Jesus Christ and I can prove it!"
So they follow him to the corner saloon and when the bartender sees him, yells "JESUS CHRIST! Are you back again?"
There were these two drunks standing on the street corner arguing.
"I'm Jesus Christ!"
"No, you're wrong, *I'm* Jesus Christ!"
A third drunk stumbles up, and says "You're both wrong, *I'm* Jesus Christ and I can prove it!"
So they follow him to the corner saloon and when the bartender sees him, yells "JESUS CHRIST! Are you back again?"
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