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Jay Leno is a knob. I know that he was a mechanic previous to his career as a comedian and late show host, and truth be told he was probably a very good mechanic given his intelligence, but his public demeanor was always that of a corny, snarky dweeb. He is not funny, or authentic, or interesting in anyway and I don't know how he got the late show gig.

I remember in the late 90s or early oughts, he would occasionally write a column in one of the hotrod magazines about shop equipment and how the "car enthusiast" community should stop using environmentally damaging solvents to degrease engines and instead should buy expensive hot bake engine cleaners like he uses. He said if gearheads didn't police the environmental impact of their hobby then the government would be forced to regulate us. Yeah... the government is gonna do whatever it wants to regardless of how I clean up a set of heads from the junkyard, you enormous chinned freak. The article was so smug and condescending I briefly considered pouring my waste motor oil into the storm sewer instead of just burning it in the furnace in the winter out of spite.

Now I guess his claim to fame is his super neat car collection and his acquisition of cars like this one from the unforgettable and artistically relevant xXx movie. I swear everyone of those Hollywood fags is so far up their own asses they don't even know how ridiculous they look to normal people.