Pretty sure there's an U.S. flag up there, not a Canadian one. That means the moon is sovereign U.S. soil. Don't go starting space war 1 before we're even done with world war 3, you damn syrup jockeys.
Pretty sure that the three-headed horse-vultures (from Lucian's True History) would have taken them all down by now.
Do the canucks want a war with the moon people? Because that's how you get a war with the moon people.
Otoh, it's not like they're ever actually going to go there, so, never mind.
We announced that "We came in peace for all Mankind." So sexist! Not "Humankind," no! MANkind!
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