Semen. Unlike a vagina your ass has no natural barrier to keep them in place so every time you take a shot in the ass those little fuckers swim all the way up stream.
Damn no wonder my vision sucks.
Brain worms trying to crawl in you head and eat your thoughts. They also will stop tour heart. The only way to keep them from doing so is to bite your ear and pound on your chest to keep your heart beating. Do this any time you see them and you will be safe
"I am thinking it's a sign
That the freckles in our eyes
Are mirror images
And when we kiss they're perfectly aligned"
Those are either floaters inside your eye, or you have cataracts forming.
Every human has a separate and unique set of "floaters" that can never be added to, removed, or altered nonsurgically... since their births. Every baby's eyes are affected differently by the fluids in the womb, and while in development the fluids interact in amazing ways accidentally with the baby's eyes.
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