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[–] 3 pts

It goes where the sun don't shine!

That's why you suddenly feel something going up your butt when you put a light on.

[–] [deleted] 2 pts

Well, you have to first understand what a flashlight is. Essentially, it's the same as a continuous squirt gun of light fluid media called "current". When you turn on the flashlight, these "current" molecules flow out and move all the dark molecules (which are really just carbon nano-molecules) out of the way.

Optical illusion. It’s still there.

[–] 1 pt

It dies and goes into the light.

[–] 1 pt

The darkness is still there. The flashlight is just temporarily distracted by its sexual arousal. Sure it numbs the pain for a little while but the relief is fleeting.