Speakers are portals to various (depending on the style of speaker) parts of the galaxy which resonate certain wave patterns. For example, Tweeter speakers are actually a magic portal to the rainforest and upon electrical signal by an amplifier, a bird handler receives various commands to pluck and squeeze the bodies and tails of certain birds to create specific sound patterns.
The large base speakers are actually a portal to the farting monkey universe with a similar type of handler who feeds the monkeys beans and gently presses on the monkeys bellies to produce the various sounds. Of course, notice that most speakers have multiple interfaces and have a fairly complicated electronic makeup in order to send the right signals through the various portals to create (or mimic) the intended sound of music or whatever is recorded in the audio media.
Dude! Musicians are like channeling and packaging those universes then. Such masterpieces of engineering!
Well, it's not really "engineering" per se, that's just what they tell the normies. Think about it ... Musicians ... Magicians ... not a coincidence.
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