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Well see here is the thing, long long ago they could but this made the bishops jealous so they accused the rooks of fucking the queen and the king then took away their ability to move diagonally.

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They also advised the King that it would be safest inside his square. Meanwhile, the Queen and the Bishops bounced around the board ~all night long~~ as the invading Knights decimate the Rooks

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Yeah that’s pretty much how the story goes, the king was just so naive.