UK: Nearly a third of kids can't use books when starting school - and try to swipe them like phones. 26% were having frequent toilet mishaps

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UK: Nearly a third of kids can't use books when starting school - and try to swipe them like phones. 26% were having frequent toilet mishaps (archive.ph)

Source: https://news.sky.com/story/nearly-a-third-of-kids-cant-use-books-when-starting-school-and-try-to-swipe-them-like-phones-13497398

Idiocracy was a documentary.

Source: https://news.sky.com/story/nearly-a-third-of-kids-cant-use-books-when-starting-school-and-try-to-swipe-them-like-phones-13497398 Idiocracy was a documentary.

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one in four were having frequent "toilet mishaps"

Tell me it's street shitters without telling me it's street shitters

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I guess these ones need to be called pant shitters.

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Street shitters gonna shit.

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Don't know what a book is, yeah because there is only one book in their house, the Koran and they aren't allowed to touch it.

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Bet 100% of that 1/3 are brown or mixed.

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You might be on to something there.

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