A friend had African gray parrots that loved beer. One sat on my shoulder and nipped me on the cheek when it wanted a sip. It started to get painful because he just wanted more and more. My friend warned me to stop letting it sip beer because it would get drunk and fall off my shoulder.

This basically how hanging out with @stupidbird at the bar goes. Every time.

You have to buy your OWN damn beer, @stupidbird . You can't just take it from other people.

love the tuna can ash tray

funny AF how defensive it is over the beer

They make these things sturdy these days. It didn't malfunction

But I thought birds were not real.