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Dinosaurs aren’t real, thinking about it logically for more than a few minutes is all it takes.

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Posted by stupidbird

More bird propaganda.

Do not be fooled into thinking birds are real. They were all replaced by the government starting in 1959! (pic8.co)

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Avian replacement programs were started as early as the 1920s. Since they were all tube-based units, you typically got larger drones. Pelicans, Eagles, Turkeys, etc.

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With the invention of the integrated computer chip they were able to make the drones even smaller. Nowadays, every bird you see is not only stupid, but is also mechanical.

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Dinosaurs are just gmo birds the government buried and dug back up

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That's debunked as another fake fossil. Dinosaur's aren't real.

Government pigeons?

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Yes. Just slightly smarter than government cheese.

Waicum govment chee aint melt awmai cheeboiguh?

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Gubbmint cheese always made the best mac n cheese. People used to give us that because they didn't want it. Some of that brown-box elbow mac and some cheese was a saturday staple at my place growing up.