Welp. Time to do like Mao Zedong and kill all the birds so we can have the next wave of famines. Oh wait, the birds are already extinct and the government replaced them with robotic drones so people wouldn't panic. Whew lads, that was almost a disaster we had there!
Welp. Time to do like Mao Zedong and kill all the birds so we can have the next wave of famines. Oh wait, the birds are already extinct and the government replaced them with robotic drones so people wouldn't panic. Whew lads, that was almost a disaster we had there!
Please remain in view of the bird at all times. Thank you for your mandatory cooperation.
Please remain in view of the bird at all times. Thank you for your mandatory cooperation.
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