Welp. Time to do like Mao Zedong and kill all the birds so we can have the next wave of famines. Oh wait, the birds are already extinct and the government replaced them with robotic drones so people wouldn't panic. Whew lads, that was almost a disaster we had there!

be bird Have brittle, effeminate bones, Underweight, Spends time up in the clouds, next to gay shit, like rainbows Not very down to earth

What do you have to say for yourself, @stupidbird?

We are safe in our cars!

That is cool. Would have liked to have been there.

The Black dude was low key funny: “Ehh. I needed to clean it, anyway.”

Just a little 5g testing- don't be alarmed yet.