We who ride bikes, and who are indeed a superior breed, must sometimes "take the lane" to avoid being killed by careless, unthinking motorists, who don't realize that bicycles cannot go through the eye of a needle or ride on air. When you force us off the side of the road, you kill us. Therefore we must assert our right to use the road by taking the center of the lane, preventing you from passing at a dangerous place and forcing us into the ditch or into a guard rail. Good cyclists will yield the center of the lane as soon as the danger area is passed. We know better than you motorists what is dangerous for cyclists. Even a large pothole or crack in the pavement, or a drainage grill, can crash us. When you see a cyclist in the middle of the lane in front of you, preventing you from passing, don't get angry. Try to think why he or she might be doing it. There is almost always a good reason.
It's almost like bicycles have no business being on the road with cars.
how many miles of cock have you taken up your bike fag shitpipe?
Bikes are child toys weighing 20kg.
1 ton cars are so far out of their weight class that it's fuking retarded to mix the two together.
Same goes for motorbikes. Once bikers are off their bikes they are just jam on the road.
Trucks too shouldn't mix with cars. They hit a car and those car drivers are as dead as cyclists hit by cars.
Do you get how stupid it is to be mixing 10kg with 100kg with 1000kg with 10000kg vehicles?
No. Get out of the way. My piece of metal is bigger and faster than yours. Takes more energy from me to dodge you than you to stay off the fucking road.
Then get the fuck off the road. Remember, share the road. It's a lesson cyclists could learn, but if you're not going to, GTFO. When you faggots are riding 3, 4 abreast, taking up the entire lane, ignoring traffic, going slow as fuck while cars line up behind you, it's not because of potholes. It's because you're selfish, arrogant cunts who think they own the road. You can't even follow simple fucking traffic laws, then like a kike, blame everyone else when you get hurt. Your spandex is gay, your cock and balls are tiny enough to fit in the spandex, and the corporate logos make you look like a fucking tool. You're all faggots who deserve to hang on the DotR.
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