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That's god sending a message to Iowans

One day I bought a lottery ticket, and I was ticking my numbers, trying to pick the right ones, and then on my way to validate it a bird shat on my ticket

Then I wondered for a couple of days what it could mean, what was god trying to tell me, is it a sign of chance?

Then I went to check my ticket, to see if I won or lost, and I didn't win anything

...

So in hindsight, what god tried to tell me about that lottery ticket was pretty straight forward; it's shit