Bird saw crap coming out his mouth, so looked like a good place to take a dump.

Looks like cocaine falling out his ear..

How dare you, OP?!

A fake bitch and shithead dementia ridden moron gets shit on the shoulder... shame it wasn't his face or on Kamaltoe. Then her nickname could have been Swirly.

Did he lick up the "ice cream"?

That's god sending a message to Iowans

One day I bought a lottery ticket, and I was ticking my numbers, trying to pick the right ones, and then on my way to validate it a bird shat on my ticket

Then I wondered for a couple of days what it could mean, what was god trying to tell me, is it a sign of chance?

Then I went to check my ticket, to see if I won or lost, and I didn't win anything

...

So in hindsight, what god tried to tell me about that lottery ticket was pretty straight forward; it's shit

Even the birds know he's a fuckwit