TIL that, "terrifying", is a synonym for, "hilarious". https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x8j8brh Someone with more video skills than me should take a minute, collect up all the video shorts of newscasters from all over the world dropping over on air. String them all together, set it to, "Yakety Sax", and you've got yourself a guaranteed recipe for hilarity right there. Comedy gold.