Old lady thinks like a hacker. Best definition I ever heard of a hacker is when a guy was looking in the ads in the back of comics in the 60s, and got an ant farm. The ant farms come with a postcard, and you fill it out and they overnight you the ants. His friend said, "wow, you put your address on there and they send you a tube of ants?" The future hacker says, "wow, I can put any address I want on this card and they will send that address a tube of ants."