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our government fucking hates bikers and finds something new to slap on us every couple of years. For a while, they wanted to force manufacturers to put license plates on the front mudguard..... which would instantly kill you if you go over the bars. then they used our TAC fee that goes to 'motorcycling infrastructure' to build bicycle lanes in the city, and chain link road dividers that decapitate motorcyclists.
They hate bikers in the states too. I used to get so many lunatics trying to block me from lane splitting. They don't realize the more bikers splitting traffic the less cars on the road and thus less traffic overall. They're just pissed cause they can't grab life by the balls like bikers do.
people blocking lane splitters are fun, you back off a little let them get all self righteous and get back to the middle of their lane, speed up a bit again, wait for them to block you again.... then fuck off aroudn the other side of the car with your foot sticking straight foward and smash off the wing mirror.
"Herp... herp.... he dun damage me"
"herp... herp.... you done attempted culpable driving and repeatedly swerved into me resulting in your mirror falling off."
are all bikers tough? no (specially not me). should you assume they will all fuck you in the ass if youre dumb enough to stop them. shit yes. will i take off my helmet if you pull me up and start chimping out? Fuck no, its going through your skull.
Yeah they're easy to get around. Rarely do they get aggressive when they see you don't back down. If they do...well my motorcycle gear was basically riot gear.
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