If you attack a k9, they charge you as attacking an officer.

Yet they do not consider your dog of equal status of a human.

Also, there should be no higher penalty attacking an officer vs a citizen.

We should burn down a Wendy's or something.

In minecraft.

While I do concede that death by homicidal-scared-of-puppies-pajeet cop kind of sucks, it's still better than being eaten alive by a grizzly

So there's that

I mean, see the bright side of things, it could have been worse

Only seeking a million bucks? Weak sauce

There's the good 'ol shitskin Turner Diaries inspired police force at work.

Sand niggers don't understand dogs because they don't understand America and need to go the fuck back.