He stormed the Capitol yesterday with a taser concealed in his pants. He was in the process of stealing a portrait of Tip O’Neill when he accidentally & repeatedly discharged the taser. He tased himself in the balls until he suffered a fatal heart attack.

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Damn. Life is fragile.....

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no pocket holster for tasers?

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he used his cock holster!

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