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...and it's also been fragmented into effectively 8 separate "countries" since 2020 when each of the state premiers declared emergency (effectively dictatorial) powers for themselves and started running each state in very different ways.

Comments like "still a convict colony" for a story about the state of South Australia don't even make any sense! Same continent, totally separate colony, no convicts!

...and it's also been fragmented into effectively 8 separate "countries" since 2020 when each of the state premiers declared emergency (effectively dictatorial) powers for themselves and started running each state in very different ways. Comments like "still a convict colony" for a story about the state of South Australia don't even make any sense! Same continent, totally separate colony, no convicts!

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Ok, so it's 8 north Korea's instead of one.

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Well yes, but we still need to know which of the North Koreas the development is happening in so we know which government to direct the emus at. Wild emus have always been the Achilles heel of overbearing governments in Australia.

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slaps the roof

These motherfuckers can fit so many bullets inside of them

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all of them at this point it doesn't even matter

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and now youre just gaslighting. which is a cunts act.

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It does matter we don't have enough sentient emus to cover the whole continent at once.

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OK... like... "Near the coast"?

Population of Australia - 25,838,368

Population of top 3 US States

California (Population: 39,613,493) Texas (Population: 29,730,311) Florida (Population: 21,944,577)

New South Wales - 7,317,500

Population of US Metropolitan Areas.

  1. New York-Newark, NY-NJ-CT-PA 23,522,861
  2. Los Angeles-Long Beach, CA 18,764,814
  3. Chicago-Naperville, IL-IN-WI 9,865,674
  4. Washington-Baltimore-Arlington, DC-MD-VA-WV-PA 9,800,391
  5. San Jose-San Francisco-Oakland, CA 8,841,475
  6. Boston-Worcester-Providence, MA-RI-NH-CT 8,285,407
  7. Dallas-Fort Worth, TX-OK 7,994,963
  8. Philadelphia-Reading-Camden, PA-NJ-DE-MD 7,204,035
  9. Houston-The Woodlands, TX 7,195,656
  10. Miami-Fort Lauderdale-Port St. Lucie, FL 6,881,420
  11. Atlanta-Athens-Clarke County-Sandy Springs, GA 6,631,604

Forgive us if we don't get that excited.

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Come on mate, you owe us. After all the shit we've done for you guys, like ... getting invaded by Japan and ... fucking ... Vietnam and ... I dunno but YOU CUNTS OWE US

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I dunno but YOU CUNTS OWE US

We watched "crocodile Dundee" what else do you want from us?!

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You mean you cunts haven't watched the sequel??

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We can make you a state. We have plenty of mexicans that know how to live in the desert.

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You guys win any wars recently?

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"Australia has 5 cities with more than a million people, 14 cities with between 100,000 and 1 million people, and 31 cities with between 10,000 and 100,000 people"

"The following table lists the 322 incorporated places in the United States (excluding the U.S. territories) with a population of at least 100,000 on April 1, 2020, as enumerated by the United States Census Bureau."

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_United_States_cities_by_population

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I suspect the 'stories' of America are the same. The MSM 'pretends' that NY City and Cal. 'rule' America with their BS. stories, yet they have never been to FREE America and will not survive when they attempt to 'rule' Real America. What we hear from Aus. is your Gov. disarmed you and now Rules.

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They report on social agendas, like BLM and #meToo, like the whole of America is united and throwing a huge celebration but southern states have fallen behind and need help to catch up. For day to day politics they tend to quote the appropriate state governor* though.

*Side note: our 'premiers' are equivalent to your 'governors'. We do additionally have state governors with viceregal duties as a safeguard, but their main job is to fire the premier and dissolve the parliament if the state government goes insane. Unfortunately it's usually the premier who appoints the governor who serves their interests, so this never happens.

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OK, just thought of a good example: when you guys have wildfires, we know that the wildfires are in California. When we have our bushfires, they are likewise usually limited to eastern Victoria and parts of New South Wales, but Americans burst into tears (bless your hearts) thinking that the entire continent is suddenly a big ball of fire, there are social media comments from American ex-marines giving advice about how we should organise the evacuation of an entire continent, and then the our MSM cringe-overloards start making fun of the way your MSM is beating up the stories too much.

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its cringey as fuck.

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Not to mention the vast majority of Australia is desert so how the fuck is that going to catch on fire anyway?

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there are social media comments from American ex-marines

so literally paste eaters?

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when you guys have wildfires, we know that the wildfires are in California.

Lol, you think California is the only place that has a wildfire season in the US??

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no they arent. American stories tell us the state or town.

Americans tend to post stories with 'Australian Government says X all over the country'

A) theres no such thing as 'Australian Government'

B) federal government does not set state laws nor are they able to blanket legislate across states.

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Still a convict colony!

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It's ok, I'm an American and you people are on an island.

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I am an American and we are also on an island. Maybe the Last Free island.

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OK, where is the shrimp on the barbie? As far as I can tell, that's the only place worth going to.

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You stupid fuck, we don't call them "shrimp" here.

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Sorry, I believe they are called 虾 there?

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I don't speak picture language.

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Do you call them Thalassas instead?

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Beautiful Outback. Sit and smile. But near the water. Crocodile.

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I like to sit on the edge of the Sydney Harbor Bridge and throw breadcrumbs to the crocodiles.

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Oh bloody hell the Aussies are winging. Some bogan galah got his panties all wadded up over some other cunt dropping the sack on a journalist endeavour.

The entire western world is lookin like a dogs brekky.

I dont know what the trukies plan is, but at least their given it a go. Rillin up the hoons I recon.

I'll give ya some good oil, feed those wollie woofter pollies to the crocks, then take what's yours.

All us Sepos are rooting for ya. Too bad most of Strals gave up their steyr augs to the queen. But we we know you got'em big, just pull em out of those budgie smugglers and swing it around. Mark that territory. Put yer Ned Kelly knickers on and I recon Bob's yer uncle mate.

Fair dinkum aussie fags. Oi oi oi

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It’s the down under mate what else is there?

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Like how, saying something like "near Vienna"?

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I love the way you Aussies call everyone cunts. I always get a giggle out of that.

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it's just the collective noun for a group o' cunts

a pride of lions, a murder of crows, these cunts over here

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