My recommendation is to find a doctor who accepts bribes. Bring cash.
My recommendation is to find a doctor who accepts bribes. Bring cash.
Our vaxxed status is recorded in the system through Medicare. There is no vax card like in other countries.
The government explicitly said you can use Informed Consent to check with your GP if the vax is right for you.
So you go to all the GP's you can find and consult with them about the benefits and dangers of the vaxx. Until you find one that has an inkling of being anti-vax.
Once you recognise one, you ask on the sly, "Mate (or Doc), is there any way you can tick my status in the system as being vaccinated? I don't want to leave my kids (or parents or whatever) not taken care of if I get vaccine injured. I think my employer is going to start firing people who are unvaccinated. It would really help with my anxiety and stress levels if I know I won't get fired for being unvaccinated. I could really use your help doc".
You didn't bribe the doc.
You asked for a humanitarian favour.
If he says no, thank him and move on to the next GP.
I think you will eventually find a sympathetic GP who will tick off your Medicare status as vaxxed.
My recommendation is to find a doctor who accepts bribes. Bring cash.
Money is the only motivation for most doctors. Unfortunately they make a lot more money from you being sick than most people can afford to bribe them.
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