Hey, why don't you purchase an electric shock collar and wear it around your neck whenever you go out? They aren't expensive. What have you done with your life that you can't afford to wear an electric shock collar around your neck?
It's not just about trackability; it's an unwanted nuisance device to keep you in line with expectations of people who don't care about you. I'm not a tradie, why should I want to be on-call to have my day interrupted when I go out for a stroll in the park? There are ways to reach people that don't involve interrupting someone's day at random. Unfortunately our culture has normalised this kind of thing which is why everyone's on prozac nowadays.
It's good if you run out of the house without your phone. I've done this numerous times and never have any change on me. It'd be a good option to have if the occasion arises. Plus you prank call people again.
I have 2 recent ones memorized I'm fucked after that.
I'll have to resort to dialing numbers that I memorized when I was a kid in attempts that the same people still have those numbers. If not it'll be a good prank call.
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