The only bike riding I do is the exercise bike at the gym - Melbourne's roads are suicidal.
Did you lose your password, you duffer?
Why hi there. Watcha doin' tonight, babe? [I get this talk from listening to the young chap next door]. Like, um, I'm sitting here all lonely in the Big Smoke.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OjXu_pixArs
What's that? You don't consider the capital of Australia "big smoke"? That is such a put-down! I was thinking like,um, why don't you and I meet up somewhere? Like a dark little bar in Lygon St? Hell, Sister, I mean nuthin by that!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nby0t43dlIs
I thought we could discuss the politics of mask-wearing. That's all!
Edit: I think the password's ok - just doesn't do the trick !
Getting fresh again...
.... flees!
Oh you play so hard to get you...you little melbourne minx!
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