You don't have to ask, he's gay. This is based on the facts from his post history. OP is gay. OP does not deliver. Therefore, we can accurately deduce that Simo is in fact a raging faggot. And a nigger. Basically, a nigger faggot roaming free amongst us. Tainting the place with faggotry. He can be spotted in the wild by the fact that he's either wearing assless chaps or boy shorts, no matter the weather. At a latte shop or a gay bar, his presence wreaks of homosexuality. His 1980s porno mustache is always perfect. His hair glistening with sperm, his backdoor dripping with semen. His breath, you guessed it, semen scented. His boyfriends, never far away, always right up his butt... You get the idea. And hopefully you laughed. Thank you for coming to my 'Simo is a giant cum guzzler' Ted Talk.