That’s one way to get out of jury duty
That’s one way to get out of jury duty
Yeah, probably not a good idea. Wait until you get home.
Yeah, probably not a good idea. Wait until you get home.
I think the judge would understand...
I think the judge would understand...
Probably not, I've never met one that had much of a sense of humor.
Probably not, I've never met one that had much of a sense of humor.
#me either
# #me either
[This judge would understand](https://judiciaryreport.com/the_masturbating_judge.htm)
i like the way he judges
i like the way he judges
I think the judge would understand...
...after all, they're the ones always pounding the gavel...
> I think the judge would understand...
...after all, they're the ones always pounding the gavel...
Depends on how tarded you are.
Depends on how tarded you are.
in the retardest of all
in the retardest of all
It depends on whether you introduce the masturbation as a re-enactment for the jury's consideration.
It depends on whether you introduce the masturbation as a re-enactment for the jury's consideration.
Both
Both
i wonder if the judge likes my technique is he say not guilty?
i wonder if the judge likes my technique is he say not guilty?
Just frowned upon.
What, you at a rape trial ?
Just frowned upon.
What, you at a rape trial ?
naw i was caught spray painting a swastika on side of the water tower and they said it was disorderly conduct. i beat it at trial today
naw i was caught spray painting a swastika on side of the water tower and they said it was disorderly conduct. i beat it at trial today
Just painting a pic is not going to entice a person to immediate violence.
Are you going to sue ?
I would.
Just painting a pic is not going to entice a person to immediate violence.
Are you going to sue ?
I would.
naw i am just happy to be free
naw i am just happy to be free
Shit I got a suspended sentence last week she liked muh meats
Shit I got a suspended sentence last week she liked muh meats
good work
good work
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