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[–] 7 pts

......how much copper is in an AC unit. Lets go!

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I think the syllables of that one fit with tool.

Edit: close, one extra.

Edit 2: the copper in an AC unit.

[–] 6 pts

I've done the meth enough to know it won't cook itself. Now go buy me some sudafed.

[–] 4 pts

Not to do heroine.

[–] 3 pts

You wanted to, but she was too heroic and she just wouldn't let you do her!

HAR HAR HAR HAR

[–] 2 pts

...you can bathe pretty well with a toilet.

[–] 2 pts

Especially if it's one that has water in it!

[–] 2 pts

Water? I usually clog it and fill it with Gatorade. It's for energy.

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IT'S GOT WHAT PLANTS CRAVE!!!

[–] 1 pt

I've done the meth enough to know information vegetable, animal, and mineral,

I know the kings of England, and I quote the fights historical

From Marathon to Waterloo, in order categorical;

I'm very well acquainted, too, with matters mathematical,

I understand equations, both the simple and quadratical,

About binomial theorem, I'm teeming with a lot o' news,

With many cheerful facts about the square of the hypotenuse...

[–] 1 pt

Are you the very model of a modern major general?

[–] 2 pts

in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral,

I am the very model of a modern Major-General!

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I thought so!!!

[–] 0 pt

That I have much to learn.

Like how to make meth !

[–] 0 pt

Well, you see...

[–] 0 pt

I have this on my desktop

everyone should

[–] 0 pt

You put the lime in the coconut and spilt it all over your desk?

You'd better call the doctor right away!

I can be thin without it, and my sister is a big, literally fat, horrible, horrible family wrecking whore.

If she's that fat she NEEDS some meth, then her life will be changed.