I think mustard gas smells good. I've made it by cleaning the toilet bowl with bleach and then pissing.
Somehow that does not surprise me. Luckily it is low grade and not much of a war crime.
Some how even though I managed to catch macaroni and cheese on fire. I never did this one.
How in the hell do you catch mac and cheese on fire??
It’s a unique talent really. Step one, you need to be making it on a gas stove. Step two, you put oil in the water to help the noodles not stick together(I think you may see where this is going at this point). Step three, you dumb in the noodles into the boiling water in the most reckless way you can imagine, and now you have set macaroni on fire. Even better an oil fire. I had very little common sense at 13.
My boss made chlorine gas by dumping bleach into the ammonia/water mix I was degreasing with.
Yes, it sucked
I bought a house that had a freezer in the basement full of meat shut off for two months the guy I bought for it from didn’t think to refreeze then remove it . He dropped it on the down the steps and spilled its contents on the concrete floor i scrubbed that floor repeatedly for months and one day after using all the bleach in the house and still smelling rotten meat I just dumped every cleaner we had on the floor and started mopping . After a few minutes I noticed a smoky haze coming off the floor and my chest felt tight and sore so I left all the windows and doors open and took my wife out for the night. Ever smelled rotten meat in the basement again but it’s been 10 years and I still feel like I can get a full breath of air
You almost became rotting basement meat
No. Geez I thought that was like an insta-kill. Guess it's good that it's not!
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