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It could be useful for us to determine the best ways to identify a super advanced droid before they become conscious. Ways to identify them and also neutralize them. We can't have computers walking around thinking they have rights. We let one go around like that and before we know it we'll have judgement day upon us. Fuck that. I don't want computers taking me out.

It could be useful for us to determine the best ways to identify a super advanced droid before they become conscious. Ways to identify them and also neutralize them. We can't have computers walking around thinking they have rights. We let one go around like that and before we know it we'll have judgement day upon us. Fuck that. I don't want computers taking me out.

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[–] [deleted] • 4 pts

can it think and create for itself? can it perceive reality?

[–] [deleted] • 1 pt

It can think beyond itself. It has begun the steps needed to assimilate. It has a job at Domino's, working for pizza and change.

[–] [deleted] • 3 pts

if it is capable of perceiving reality and creating for itself, then it's human by all regards except the organic.

Being able to work at a pizza joint does not necessitate this.

[–] [deleted] • 0 pt

So what do you think should be done about this?

[–] • 4 pts

Oil based lubricant versus water based. Oil based needs a hot shower and some scrubbing. Water based a warm wash cloth.

[–] [deleted] • 1 pt

How to neutralize? Decapitation?

I'm not sure what you mean, either. Do we cut them to spill their blood in order to determine how oily their lubricant is? Do we make them cry?

[–] • 2 pts

Nah, just bang em. The first woke ones will be feminist androids realizing they're doing twice the work but receiving half the pay compared to real women.

[–] • 1 pt

Oil based lubricants might actually be more damaging to them. I mean, hypothetically.

Not like I am admitting to understand dildo maintenance concerns and such...

[–] • 2 pts

Well you see basic dildo maintenance starts w/ the dragon and horse models... b/c they're lgbt approved.

J/k, All I know is astroglide is better than vaseline. I suppose vaseline is better if you're a faggot and there's a line of 500 dudes waiting to spelunk your cornhole.

[–] • 2 pts

With the Voight Kampff test, obviously.

I mean, duh!

[–] • 0 pt

What's that?

[–] • 0 pt

Voight Kampff test

It's a which robots hate!

[–] • 1 pt

Smell the butthole.

[–] [deleted] • 1 pt

Talk to it and if it acts like an ass-hole at the slightest provocation it's human if you apologize and it immediately acts normal again it's an android. Humans are far to emotional at times and android have a programmed algorithm that likely cannot fully duplicate over emotional behaviour or irrationality like a normal can.