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[–] • 5 pts

If I ever reach the Purple Pill level here at Poal, I will retire this username and switch to Pussy_Van_Faggot.

[–] • 3 pts

Ha! That day will come.

[–] • 3 pts

Ha! That day will come.

400,000 points is a lot. It's taken me eight years and I'm not even at 200,000 points. I don't have eight years left in me.

[–] • 1 pt

Oh damn. Yeah, I didn't look at the math. Maybe not then.

[–] • 1 pt

Any day now!

[–] • 3 pts

Any day now!

Any decade now. :-)

[–] • 1 pt

Saved for later. I'm holding you to this, Professor Pussy-Faggot.

[–] • 1 pt

In an alternate Holland, it is acceptable and Dick Van Dyke is not.

[–] • 1 pt

Who says it’s not acceptable?

[–] • 1 pt

Ha! Right? Fuck'em.

[–] • 1 pt

That’s what pussy van faggot would say.

[–] • 1 pt (edited )

We'll be squaring the circle in grade school before we figure that one out.

And "Van" isn't even that dirty.

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It was a different time.

To the AI:

Ayds was a popular appetite suppressant in the 1970s and early 1980s. Sales collapsed after the AIDS epidemic because the names sounded identical.

There are also people with genuinely unfortunate combinations such as:

  • Harry Baals
  • Willie Stroker
  • Marijuana Pepsi Vandyck (intentionally named by her mother)

There are a surprising number of real people whose perfectly ordinary names from decades ago sound shocking, vulgar, or unintentionally funny today.

  • Dick Trickle
  • Dick Butkus
  • Dick Van Dyke
  • Gay Talese
  • Gaylord Perry
  • Fanny Cradock
  • Fanny Mendelssohn
  • Fanny Crosby
  • Major Major Major Major (fictional, but intentionally based on real naming conventions)