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I am in my late 20's, no prospects, schizophrenic. Live with my parents and it's going to be a while before I get any money.

How would you go out if you were in my situation? I dont even know how to fucking hang myself.

I am in my late 20's, no prospects, schizophrenic. Live with my parents and it's going to be a while before I get any money. How would you go out if you were in my situation? I dont even know how to fucking hang myself.

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I'd paint myself like a football, hop out an airplane and land in a football stadium w/o pulling the ripcord. The media could then spend the next 3 months debating whether it was blackface or not. This way if you back out and pull the ripcord, everyone will call you racist, you'll be tossed out of society, so in the end you really will want to end up killing yourself.

On a real note though, don't kill yourself. If imaginary Mark wins then it was all for naught.